Woke up and rushed into the Great "Khao San Road" its Thailand's backpackers zone where many "hippies" "budget travelers" and weirdos hang out, its like the parallel dimension of Pajarganj grand Bazarre bizzare.. Filled with many shops selling nice stones which mostly are big time scams which i even know some people that have fall for them jijiji anyways as soon as you "Enter" the hyper space you enter into one of this "backpackers portals" like i said just like Pajarganj in Delhi, Thamel Street in Katmandu, etc etc filled with tourists going around shopping like there is no tomorrow hustling prices on the background, tour guides trying to suck you into tourists traps, and really evil food ready to be served for tourist.
Anyways this portals are all very fun actually its like a microcosmos of the local areas infused with a pinch of psychedelic madness, so after exploring around and evading all the traps, stares, and shinny objects, and beautiful tourist ladies :) i cross the outer twilight zone of Khao San Road on a mission to find a guy named Yuan which my sources confirmed me that he is a really awesome leather weaver and since i needed repairs to my Biosuite i was desperately looking for him.
in Thailand the English spoken dialect is not as fluent as other parts of the world even in the twilight zones so was very hard to communicate and maneuver trough the alleys and directions all they say straight straight so i just kept going straight :)
I had to make an organic fuel stop and try the delicious coconut yellow curry was nice.. After i contunue my quest into the alleys and when i found mr right guy but as soon as he saw the big damage my boots had he declined to repair them told me was beyond his control and i should visit a technician he directed me to go straight and take left then right then left then straight then right and in front of police station near the hostel "dhskdhskd" then behind the alley "jdksjdksd" next to the dog that is peeing right now in front of the tall pole outside the bakery i will find a guy in the street that can complete the job..
Without expectation i embarked in the journey to find this mystery man i continue following the directions as marked in the lord of the rings map until i found what it appear to be a shoe area in the outer realms of Khao San Road near the fake police ids and teacher diplomas i saw this man in the street and i approach him showed him my shoes he say go straight and i finally appear to have found my man! there he was sweating negotiating a big $3.00US dl deal with what it sounded and looked like a Israeli national :) as i waited on standbye he checked me out and said what you want! i said listen man i need repair!
he say i am the only one around here that can do this job and for that you will have to pay $900.00 Baht ( 1 meal equals = 35 Baht ) so i was like wow really damn! so he say yes man i know tabi shoes i am a master..
So i sat in his office chair in the middle of the street and he just started talking and talking.. The man i was looking for its non of the less than Mr Fabricio An Italian from napoles father with an Egyptian Mother born in Germany and raised all over world.
This guy showed me his 3 different names as he holds three passports and the first words that came from his mouth is i traveled all over the world man all south america, Cuba, Mexico, Peru, Chile Uruguay, Chile bla bla and he say he is been in jail in all of them as well! This guy is an AV Porn star that lived in Japan for 5 years and was married 16 times and had 5 Japanese wives so his statement..
The whole time he was talking he was telling me not to fall in love with japanese woman since they were PURE EVIL and to not MARRY them as well he litterary talk for about 6 hours the same subject telling me his stories of how he was put into jail for having sex with the General of the Nagoya Police Department Jefe wife and how they put him in jail for 1 year for being a sex hooker and bla bla and how he was pissed that Japanese woman now days bring Africans to Japan and he is very disappointed on this.. anyways as i listened to his story i was enjoying a delicious "Detox" blend juice made of Beet and Celery and Carrots and Aloe and all kinds of alien fruits as well as trying the local sweets and fruits..
As we were hanging out many tripped out locals showed up friends of the technician and they all share similar stories and exchanged laughs and points of view :) was a very constructive conversation over all!
Then right after my service to my feet shields were done and they are like new now.. very satisfied with the technicians work..
As i exited and enter the matrix again of Khao San Road i crossed the asteroids and comets into the outer space to take a taxi back to my place, unfortunately all the taxies that stop didnt know where my address was so i literary had to stop over 30 taxies in the period of 1 hour at same time was very entertaining since there was a cultural dragon festival happening in front of me with live music and many rigshaws trying to make me go check out the famous ping pong show which involves a woman pushing out balls and other objects out of her sacred vault i was really surprised to hear this.. but seems like is very popular around thailand..
Anyways tired of writting going to bed now..
Tomorrow next stop?
PD i leave you with a nice pic of the thai royal pimp mafia family nice style!!!
With love
Memo San
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